Hey. My name is Diana. I'm Dominican & Portuguese. I'm random, down to earth, and I love to have a good laugh. My blog pretty much explains the rest...so explore away! :3
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spliffsmode:

tifffffaaaaaaannny:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 


Don’t ever do this shit to me

People have done this to me. Is a big fuck you to the face, same as making me wait for a movie then flaking on me. FUCK YOU.

spliffsmode:

tifffffaaaaaaannny:

tastefullyoffensive:

The worst. 

Don’t ever do this shit to me

People have done this to me. Is a big fuck you to the face, same as making me wait for a movie then flaking on me. FUCK YOU.

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.
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clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

clestroying:

I love the new Anaconda music video

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awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

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dean-and-samwinchester:

insignificantfigures:

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portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

IN PAIN READING THIS. REALLY GLAD I HAVE A DICK

I think about this post a lot. Is this seriously what most girls go through every single month? This is really concerning. 

thank you gentleman for acknowledging our pain. We sincerely appreciate it.

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confectionerybliss:

Funfetti Sugar Cookie Cake | Sally’s Baking Addiction

confectionerybliss:

Funfetti Sugar Cookie Cake | Sally’s Baking Addiction